16, dirty jerz.
i enjoy cats, music, and humans of the male variety.
i'm weird, you can follow me if you'd like.
where the fuck did i put my ocarina
It’s ok you’ll find it in time
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together